Friday, July 14, 2006

Ghetto Gekko's mission

What's up market players! How ya livin!?

Welcome to the stock market as viewed from the ghetto.

Ghetto Gekko's mission is to deliver actionable stock market information. Information provided in this blog, is gathered from resources up and down Wall Street, and all over Main Street.
Readers cannot hold Ghetto Gekko responsible for any errors or omissions contained herein.
These resources are believed to be reliable, but you know how some idiot analysts are.

Gordon Gekko, the eighties corporate raider icon from the movie "Wall St." once said "the most valuable commodity I know is information." Unfortunately, Gordon's methods for gathering this information were exposed by Bud Fox, a Gordon Gekko "wannabe". Envy, Greed, and Revenge fuel an insider trading and market manipulation scheme that all comes to a tragic halt thanks to Bud's love for his father and the big-game hunters at the SEC. Through all the madness you have got to love Bud and GG's relentless due-diligence, even if it did cross the line.

Ghetto Gekko will provide you with information that will help "show you the money", "get that paper", "make your pockets fat", Gordon Gekko perpetratin like, "livin large style".

Yaknowwhatimsayin.

The information here is just as valuable as Gordon's, but obtained from market savvy, streetwise ghetto contributors. In order to help you get your "quan", Ghetto Gekko will update this blog four times daily, before market opens, twice during the trading session, and after the market closes.

Ghetto Gekko's blog will provide links to his website where you can view model portfolios that contain "Benjamin" sized positions (100 shares stock, or one contract of an option), where every one dollar move of each position is another Benjamin to help spend on your "lady", your "crew" or the other "peoples" you gotta feed. Positions in the model portfolios will be based on Ghetto Gekko's selections and highlights.

The positions are "NOT" repeat

"NOT" "DIRECTED OR RECOMMENDED TO ANY PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL"

The positions are merely a list of Ghetto Gekko's track record.

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results"

Do not contact Ghetto Gekko for any individualized investment advice. Ghetto Gekko is not an investment adviser and does not want to hear any "bitchin" from anybody.

No one. Hear me?

This includes economists, analysts, brokers, and investors. This especially includes the armchair investor, the attention challenged, the chemically imbalanced, the bi-polar idiots and most importantly the sore losers.

Invest at your own risk, like everyone else does.

However, if any of the information provided herein helps make you some "bling bling", feel free to take some of your profits and make contributions to help support Ghetto Gekko's "movin on up" lifestyle. I got babies to feed.

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